TOP TEN BIRTHDAY PRESENTS FOR THE DEMI-GODDESS
by Hazed
It was my birthday yesterday, so my adoring public wanted to give me presents, of course. How touching. I asked them what they had in mind, and at first the list read like this: 10. Chocolate. 9. Chocolate. 8. Chocolate. 7. Chocolate. Etc. Lovely - you can't go wrong giving me chocolate, but it didn't make for a very interesting top ten, so I urged them to be more creative, and here's the presents I received.
| 10. |
Chocolate slithies - Choco-Slithy, a scrumptious way to say "I'm rich". |
| 9. |
A new planet-proofer so I don't have to. |
| 8. |
A huge influx of newbods who will immediately love the game, will read the manual and be able to advance through the ranks without asking silly questions. |
| 7. |
A crate with a surprise inside {dont mind the marking TDX on the side}. |
| 6. |
An all expense trip to Dr Fogg's Emporium. |
| 5. |
A new super-teleporter that will take me to all the teleport shielded areas. |
| 4. |
A pet zlitherworm - what a status symbol that would be! Besides, it could eat people that displease the demi-goddess. |
| 3. |
A swimming pool sized dark chocolate fountain. |
| 2. |
A new newsdroid that would write the top tens for me. |
| And the number one birthday present for the demi-goddess is... |
| 1. |
A free makeover from Arlene! |
Thanks to Lander, Mentallyhayzed, Nomad and Zand for their suggestions... and presents! (Not sure about that number 1 present, though.)
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