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EARTHDATE: January 10, 2010

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 126123:5823 - Hazed: Would a vegetarian zombie be a no-brainer?
Stardate: 126124:1179 - Redrum: well the question first should be "do plants think?"

Stardate: 126124:9154 - Baldez: The other day a few of the workthingies got a bit ill from some tainted food. Now we call them our little Toxicmunchers.

Stardate: 126130:7791 - Redrum: The person who ordered the snow please come and collect it all, as it has arrived
Stardate: 126133:6813 - Angelfowl: Oh! Redrum! Can I have my snow now? I ordered some but it's not here yet :(
Stardate: 126133:7429 - Redrum: Angel send me a blank check and your address and it will be on its way

Stardate: 126140:3887 - Gwaptiva: Q. Who is the nicest person in the hospital? A. The ultra-sound man
Stardate: 126140:3908 - Gwaptiva: Q. Who covers his shift while he's away? A: The hip-replacement guy

Stardate: 126141:0828 - Occy: Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.-

Stardate: 126148:6906 - Freya: Why did the server cross the road?
Stardate: 126148:6920 - Freya: To get to the new data centre...

Stardate: 126148:7491 - Silversims: Kilroy was here!
Stardate: 126148:9434 - Hazed: If Kilroy was here, why didn't he leave his own post?
Stardate: 126150:4895 - Kilroy: Okay, who's been using my name these past centuries?

Stardate: 126210:3569 - Occy: A carpenter must have been here. I saw dust.-
Stardate: 126211:9486 - Jake: I saw a carpenter sleeping on the job... he must have been board.
Stardate: 126212:0552 - Baldez: When the carpenter correctly answered the $1,00,000 question. He hit the nail on the head.

Stardate: 126228:7951 - Monodefuego: Greetings, minions! I believe that humans celebrate on this day the success of their planet's ability to continue orbit, so... Congratulations humans! Earth still follows its course to an arbitrarily designated position!

Stardate: 126237:5710 - Occy: I've made up my mind to re-lay my lawn. It was a turf decision.-

Stardate: 126288:3282 - Rasman: Sure I would love to help you out. Which way did you come in???


UNWANTED GIFT WHICH WE REALLY, REALLY HOPE WE CAN RETURN TO THE SHOP OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 126241:6887 - Arlene: I spend forever thinking about the proper Xmas present for everyone. Then it came to me, I'm the appropriate gift. Enjoy me!


ACRONYM OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Ah, the Firemonkey's Eternal Domain, or "FED" as it's occasionally known."


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