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EARTHDATE: November 8, 2009

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 125705:0666 - Zand: Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Stardate: 125718:7640 - Occy: Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.-

Stardate: 125738:0702 - Baldez: The workthinges are really excited because Univators production has quadrupled, so now they're called Motivators.

Stardate: 125753:9711 - Occy: 1000 pairs of underwear were stolen, police were making a brief enquiry.-
Stardate: 125756:6922 - Racingnut: oh so if 1000 pairs of undies were stolen the crap will really hit the fan
Stardate: 125757:8931 - Jeffro: that's deep
Stardate: 125758:8251 - Gwaptiva: I don't believe the police will do anything. Those kinda cases end up in drawers


MOOD OF THE WEEK

gotta hate the taxman, make him work for it......he's gonna have to carry the 1M to the Galactic Treasury, I ain't doin it ;) Caliban has just arrived.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "I'd like to thank the Academy for Scariest Actor in Federation award this Halloween."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "You love me. You really really love me."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "No Arlene, I think you will find that we don't love you."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Well I'm keeping the award statue anyway."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Please do
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Pardon me while I take a moment to defile it by _______________ whilst balancing on one toe."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Oh dear, my imagination is filling in that blank with all kinds of horrible suggestions"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "don't worry hazed, I'm sure what really goes in that blank is far worse than anything you could come up with"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "I'm done defiling."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You're probably right"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Cleanup in Chez Diesel please."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Never has the phrase "you make me sick!" been more apt"


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