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EARTHDATE: November 8, 2009

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TOP TEN WORST THINGS TO HEAR WHEN YOU JOIN A CARTEL

by Hazed

For this week's top ten I wondered what the players thought would be bad things to hear when you join a new cartel. This resulted in lots of suggestions, from which I selected the best ten...
10. If you wanna join, here are the 200 rules we follow around here.
9. You want to really trade here?
8. Welcome! Leave your shoes in that corner, and your clothes over there.
7. 60% disaffection? Oh, that's not important!
6. This is a family cartel: we'll have no sex, no bad language and absolutely no alcohol.
5. The cartel is not that smelly.
4. Just one rule: you must become a member of the Temple of Gaelaan.
3. Cartel requirement: You must paint your ship Purple... it's the bosses favorite color!
2. Cartel rules: you all stand to attention when I speak. You raise your hand before you say anything.
And the number one worst thing to hear when you join a cartel is...
1. We worship Arlene here. It's a requirement. Jere's a picture to hang in your spaceship command center.

Thanks to Angelfowl, Bourbon, Dredge and Squeeky for their suggestions.

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