POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 125579:8560 - Hazed: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows, it's never been tried. - Ken Dodd
Stardate: 125624:6520 - Occy: Hilarious signs that stick to refrigerators can disrupt gravity with magnetic lines of farce.-
Stardate: 125625:0389 - Zand: Seen on the bumper of Bourbons spaceship : I'm retired, go around me.
Stardate: 125630:3450 - Xorith: In appreciation for droids and all that they do, I post this greeting in their native language: 01000111011011110110111101100100001000000100110101101111011100 1001101110011010010110111001100111
Stardate: 125631:7022 - Droiddroid: My mother does NOT wear army boots.
Stardate: 125632:3400 - Occy: He was the most dishonest and cleverest card shark in the city, the police said he will be dealt with.-
Stardate: 125632:7582 - Zand: Or he was just plain difficult to deal with!
Stardate: 125632:7638 - Archie: Oh Zand! You are such a card!
Stardate: 125632:7717 - Zand: Yeah, and that was hard to say with a "straight" face.
Stardate: 125633:3710 - Squeeky: especially when his face was "flush"ed
Stardate: 125634:6323 - Jeffro: Ya'll two are a pair
MONKEY BUSINESS OF THE WEEK
Hazed has bought you a glass of something pink and frothy with a cherry in it, orange, lemon and lime slices, icecubes shaped like elephants, a Chez Diesel swizzle stick, a curly straw, a pink umbrella and a monkey hanging off the side of the glass.
Hazed says, "A little breakfast drink for you"
Cegati eyes the concotion warily, but takes a chance and a sip, finding it immensely pleasing.
Cegati says, "Thank you."
Hazed says, "Watch out for the monkey"
Cegati asks, "Oh?"
Hazed's monkey climbs out of her glass and tries to swing on her earrings. She swats it and it jumps down to the table where it starts to eat some discarded peanuts.
Cegati nonchalantly spins the glass, moving the monkey slightly away from him.
Hazed's monkey sees the other monkey and saunters over to say hello.
Cegati watches the two monkeys interacting, then ducks as a peanut fragment flies past his head.
Hazed decides it would be safer to just let the monkeys get on with their... erm... interacting in a more private place, so she puts an upturned icebucket over them.
Cegati asks, "Not a bad idea. What are those monkeys anyway?"
Hazed says, "Just your ordinary cocktail monkeys"
Cegati raises an eyebrow.
Cegati says, "Never saw or heard of a monkey that walked across a tabletop."
Cegati drawls, "Not a cocktail one anyway...."
Hazed says, "It's amazing what they can do with technology"
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