TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO JOIN THE TEMPLE OF GAELAAN
by Hazed
Last week the players came up with reasons why joining the Temple of Gaelaan is a good thing. But to be fair and balanced, we need to look at the other side of the coin too - so here are the players' suggestions for the top ten reasons NOT to join!
| 10. |
Nobody can remember how to spell the name Galen... Gelaaan... Galeen... whatever! |
| 9. |
All that kneeling is very bad for the knees. |
| 8. |
Who wants to be seen wearing the dorky uniform? |
| 7. |
It'd stop you worshipping the demi-goddess. |
| 6. |
The dietary rules are very strict... no chocolate? The horror! |
| 5. |
For a secret society, they seem very inept since everyone seems to know about them. |
| 4. |
Their documentation on the actual practices of their religion are not very enlightening. |
| 3. |
Mars is so yesteryear. |
| 2. |
They lied when they said 'Bald is beautiful'. |
| And the number one reason not to join the Temple of Gaelaan is... |
| 1. |
Arlene has already joined! |
I was going to include the fact that IT'S RUBBISH, but that's never stopped religions from attracting members before.
Thanks to Gwaptiva, Royalsims and Squeeky for their suggestions.
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