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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 124988:0501 - Arlene: I grow tired of arguing the same concept over and over so I'll just say: Arlene is always right.

Stardate: 124999:8654 - Occy: Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

Stardate: 125006:4789 - Paul: personally I've never seen a problem with the idea of robbing Peter to pay Paul

Stardate: 125009:8711 - Hazed: It said, "There aren't any messages on the board, yet." Well, now there are.

Stardate: 125011:4019 - Occy: It's always darkest before dawn.. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Stardate: 125011:9528 - Rasman: He who throws dirt loses ground

Stardate: 125019:2379 - Occy: Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Scarfdood, "Also, I've always wondered about the Yak-42's. You take one out of a fresh pack every single time. Are they in packages of one, or are we just being incredibly wasteful?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "They are self-renewing packs. Each time you take one out, it is automatically replaced and the pack is sealed again."

TERRIBLE PUNS OF THE WEEK

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