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EARTHDATE: June 14, 2009

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TOP TEN IDEAS THAT WOULD NEVER WORK FOR A TOP TEN

by Hazed

Faced with the task of having to throw together a top ten at the last minute, when few people were awake, I was bereft of ideas. Before I could pick people's brains for the top ten, I needed a theme, so I asked on the comms for any suggestions for a topic for this week's top ten. I got no useable ideas at all. So, instead, here's the top ten ideas I received that would never work for a top ten!

10. Top ten ways to skin a cat.
9. Top ten reasons not to fly into the sun.
8. Top ten tricks you can perform on the bouncy castle on Venus.
7. Top ten typos.
6. Top ten reasons to visit to Hobbs End.
5. Top ten favorite marsrats.
4. Top ten bra sizes of Fed's hottest women.
3. Top ten most sexist men in Fed.
2. Top ten things Arlene wants to do with you.

And the top ten idea that would never work for a top ten...

1. Top ten ideas that would never work for a top ten!


Thanks to Bourbon, Djentsch and Zand for their unusable ideas.


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