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EARTHDATE: May 17, 2009

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THE TOP TEN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN STAR TREK AND FED

by Jezz

Mentallyhayzed just happened to mention that he was off to see the new Star Trek movie, like so many others this week. Now I completely understand that a new blockbuster movie has it's draw but we have space ships in Fed. We have strange planets and aliens in Fed. We even have teleporters in Fed. So at Zard's prompting, I just had to ask for...

The Top Ten Differences Between Star Trek and Fed.

10. In Star Trek they had food replicators, in Fed we have Moose Pizza.
9. In Star Trek they have long range sensors so they never had to worry about Customs.
8. In Star Trek they don't have to refuel after each trip, or in Bourbon's case, trip after each refill.
7. In Fed, the Klingons don't fire phasers, they just log on and off and on and off...
6. In Fed you can emote better than Shatner.
5. In Fed, you don't have to die just because you have a red shirt on.
4. In Star Trek Bones would say, "He's dead Jim". In Fed Bones might only say "Did he pay his premium?"
3. In Fed a captain with a toupee would automatically know he was open to ridicule.
2. In Star Trek they weren't afraid to boldly go where no one has gone before. In Fed everyone wants a map.

And the number one difference between Star Trek and Fed is...

1. In Fed, if you feel as though you are a male character trapped in a female character's body, it merely means you logged on to the wrong account.


Thanks go to Zardoz, Bourbon, Caesar, Lippin and Quizlo whose minds were traveling at "Warped 5" when they came up with those ideas. Live long and prosper.


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