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EARTHDATE: May 3, 2009

Official News page 6


REAL LIFE NEWS: SLEEP-SHOOTING

by Hazed

We've had sleep-walking, sleep-eating, sleep-sex and more recently sleep-emailing, but now a man claims he shot himself in his sleep. The man, who has not been named, from Northport in Alabama said he was sleeping with a gun in his bed and accidentally shot himself in the shoulder. He told investigators he must have hit the .40-caliber pistol with his hand. The gunshot wound was minor.

Now wait a minute... not only did he sleep with a gun in his bed, but it was loaded, and the safety must have been off. Why? What did he expect to need it for - the monsters under his bed?

What an idiot!

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