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EARTHDATE: April 5, 2009

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 123818:8169 - Tinviper: Looks like someones Flambe got a bit out of control. Flambe: A serious warehouse fire seems likely to cause shortages of livestock.

Stardate: 123832:8108 - Hazed: There aren't any messages on the board, yet. Except for this one.
Stardate: 123833:5831 - Cloudbase: apart from the first message and this one, there are no messages on the board

Stardate: 123836:5400 - Dinger: ok is this better? So this piece of string goes into a bar and the bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here". So the string goes back outside and ties himself into a bow and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I just threw out?" and the string says "No, I'm a freyed knot"
Stardate: 123836:6313 - Jezz: I think that story left too many loose ends.

Stardate: 123842:0114 - Gandroid: You will pay for your sins. If you already have, please disregard this message. Either way, don't forget to vote for Fed2 today.
Stardate: 123843:3127 - Hazed: Send me an invoice, Gandroid.

Stardate: 123859:8004 - Gandolf: I recall the days of GEnie Federation II. When men were men. And so were the women.
Stardate: 123862:5253 - Mentallyhayzed: and Arlene is a walking vision of that statement Gandolf I do believe
Stardate: 123862:8679 - Zand: La La La La Lola
Stardate: 123864:6931 - Catspaws: Vision' is not the word I'd use in connection to Arlene. More like 'nightmare'...


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Any more claims?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "i lost some marbles :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Squeeky,, you lost your marbles long ago

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Implanted, "where is nome?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "There's no place like it
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "And it's where the heart is
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Not to mention, wherever you hang your hat.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Implanted, "agreed Hazed my dear, I would like to experience it in person!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "And of course, where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "It's also on the range.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Shall I go on? :)
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Implanted, "it is way to early for this"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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