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EARTHDATE: March 15, 2009

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 123645:1147 - Cloudbase: If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished !!

Stardate: 123647:1167 - Fletcher: Dear Aunty Jezz: My kids think I'm weird because I hang out in Fed. Should I (A) Ignore them (B) Give in and start playing something like Webkinz (C) Embarass them by driving them to school in a station wagon ??? I await your reply .... Sleepless In Sol (aka: Fletcher)
Stardate: 123647:1373 - Jezz: Dear Sleepless.. My suggestion is book them in for some therapy. They might need it after you tell them that Fed is real and they are merely figments of your imagination.
Stardate: 123647:3376 - Malaken: That makes me wonder... would the spacecraft with the best fuel economy for it's passenger seating ratio be a station wagon?
Stardate: 123648:4757 - Jezz: Malaken... only if it comes with a roof-rack and flip up back window.

Stardate: 123655:3602 - Catspaws: If a dog has puppies in a public place, can she be fined for "littering"?

Stardate: 123662:9652 - Zardoz: How do you know you are baroque? When you run out of Monet!

Stardate: 123670:8118 - Hazed: Forgive your enemies - but never forget their names.

Stardate: 123679:7056 - Hazed: Don't you just hate it when people think every noun can be verbed?
Stardate: 123679:7781 - Catspaws: We heart you, Hazed!
Stardate: 123679:8645 - Zardoz: Party on, Hazed!
Stardate: 123679:9835 - Jezz: Zard, I'm not even sure that is grammared right.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Spynet Review:
Nothing of interest has occurred this session - yet.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jezz, "wow.. nothing on the review"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Nothing of interest has occurred this session. Plenty of boring things have occurred, but we can't be bothered to report them."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, "is it wierd that there were no weathermen attacks nor fusion explosions today?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "They are biding their time. Lulling us into a false sense of security"


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