THE TOP TEN WORST FED2 VALENTINE GIFTSby JezzLove is in the air this weekend. It's positively everywhere, turning some normally sensible people into sappy mushy shadows of their former selves, turning others into grumpy humbugs with a case of sour grapes, and of course, turning the card manufacturers into millionaires. If you're one of those people who got nothing for Valentine's day, this Top 10 should make you feel better. At least you didn't get one of these gifts.
Many thanks to Automatonone, Quizlo, Fletcher, Lobo and Congene for their ideas and for not sending me anything. I feel so much better now. Remember, folks, the most important person to love is yourself. (Just try to make sure there are no cameras around.) |