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EARTHDATE: February 15, 2009

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THE TOP TEN WORST FED2 VALENTINE GIFTS

by Jezz

Love is in the air this weekend. It's positively everywhere, turning some normally sensible people into sappy mushy shadows of their former selves, turning others into grumpy humbugs with a case of sour grapes, and of course, turning the card manufacturers into millionaires. If you're one of those people who got nothing for Valentine's day, this Top 10 should make you feel better. At least you didn't get one of these gifts.

10. Chocolate covered fruitcake.
9. One used copy of Rigellian Lust from Dr. Foggs.
8. A half eaten chocolate figure of Hazed.
7. A gift certificate for 1 free grope of Diesel.
6. A free pass to the Transuranics Room.
5. Chocolate-covered Toxicmunchers.
4. A pot of singing asparagus that sings "It's a Small World Afterall".
3. A romantic card from your long lost Fed2 ex, after you've remarried.
2. A small clone incubator vat that has "Hi Daddy" written on it.
and the number 1 worst Fed Valentine's gift is...
1. A small plot of land on Graveyard.

Many thanks to Automatonone, Quizlo, Fletcher, Lobo and Congene for their ideas and for not sending me anything. I feel so much better now. Remember, folks, the most important person to love is yourself. (Just try to make sure there are no cameras around.)


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