POSTS OF THE WEEKStardate: 122919:6702 - Shrevo: message posted on local business sign board reads. santaclausaphobia -- the fear of getting stuck in a chimney. Stardate: 122920:4946 - Dopplershift: To be, or not to be"....that's a question??? Stardate: 122928:0784 - Shrevo: i mailed my girlfriend a bunch of snow. she got my drift. Stardate: 122937:7732 - Dopplershift: The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.... Stardate: 122952:4287 - Cloudbase: There are only two things to worry about, either you are well or you are sick, if you are well, there is nothing else to worry about, but if you are sick there are two things to worry about, either you will get well, or you will die, if you get well there is nothing to worry about, if you die, there are only two things to worry about, either you will go to heaven or hell. If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to hell you will be so damn busy shaking the hands of friends, that you wont have time to worry about a thing!! Stardate: 122952:5102 - Gwaptiva: Fly tipping? Is that like cow tipping for weak people? Stardate: 122961:5438 - Gandolf: A person wrapped up in themself makes a very small package. Stardate: 122962:6728 - Dopplershift: You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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