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EARTHDATE: December 7, 2008

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TOP TEN MOST PAINFUL THINGS IN FED

by Jezz

Zand's much dreaded trip to the dentist this week and the subsequent conversation about how much pain he might be experiencing got me thinking about what people would consider to be the most painful things in Federation Space. Here are some of the answers you came up with. To all who have experienced the following... we feel your pain.

10. Opening your planet with a room from which there's no exits in it.
9. Studying up for one of the games, being all pumped up to win, then having Fancy show up to play.
8. Making Hazed angry without having chocolate on you.
7. The Lattice... All of it.
6. Dropping a TB with a naughty word or something you really didn't want anyone else to see.
5. The Big Bloop.
4. Falling off THE tower.
3. Running into the radiation rooms for the 10th time in a week.
2. Groping Diesel.
And the number 1 most painful thing in Fed is...
1. Waking up as a groundhog with a planet!


Thanks go to Zand, Gwaptiva, Zardoz, Catspaws, Caesar, Bourbon and Bella for their input. Does anyone have an aspirin? T


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