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EARTHDATE: November 2, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 122503:3241 - Riley: My only dream in Fed is to kill the comms with just one word!
Stardate: 122503:5205 - Squeeky: hay riley that word would be arlene :)

Stardate: 122520:2043 - Gandroid: If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock. Or some joker who is slicker, Will trick you of your liquor, If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
Stardate: 122523:7297 - Riley: Has the Gandroid lost it. Me think he has.
Stardate: 122523:7790 - Jezz: No he hasn't lost it coz he locked it so much quicker and is slicker than the joker trying to poke into his locker where his stock of sticky liquor is all locked.

Stardate: 122528:7744 - Gandroid: There once was a girl named Irene, Who lived on distilled kerosene. But she started absorbin', A new hydrocarbon. And since then has never benzene.

Stardate: 122537:5444 - Gandroid: A mathematician named Klein, Thought the Mobius Band was divine. Said he, "If you glue the edges of two, you get a weird bottle like mine."

Stardate: 122541:2064 - Jake: I once knew this female topological mathematician who worked evenings as an exotic dancer. She billed her act as a Mobius Strip.


ENSEMBLE OF THE WEEK

A large coffee mug shaped like Gandroid has arrived.
> ex gandroid
Gandroid has re-assembled into a large coffee mug from Slarbucks. It hisses.. froth steam spill out its lid. The aroma of fresh brewed espresso and steamed milk is overwhelming. Slarti himself has signed Gandroid's can!
Gandroid is carrying:
The expresso bulb. You take a cautious sip from the unmarked bulb. Wow! Triple expresso!
Gandroid grins, a bit of froth escapes and seeps down its side.
Hazed asks, "Why are you being a coffee mug?"
Gandroid says, "it is my costume"
Hazed asks, "Yes, but a coffee mug isn't scary"
Gandroid says, "I'm decaf"


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "squeek"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "x*sprays luboils on the mouse*x"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "eeewww :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Then stop squeaking. ;)"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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