TOP TEN REASONS KALANDRA GETS PUNTED
by Jezz
This week's impromptu Top 10 sprang into being quite unexpectedly after Kalandra asked the question... "What the heck? Why do I keep getting punted?" Certain listeners were inspired and here is a small selection of the answers.
The Top 10 Reasons Kalandra gets punted are:
10. |
Her offspring has telekinetic powers and is hungry. |
9. |
It's 4th and 10 and she's out of field goal range. |
8. |
Hurricane Hazed has struck the east coast. |
7. |
The Force is not with her. |
6. |
Dj attached his remote control to a car battery and it's sending out weird signals. |
5. |
Squeeky is gnawing on the wiring. |
4. |
Hazed keeps sending her mail, and her computer is so overcome with awe at the honor, it drops the line. |
3. |
The Large Hadron Collider in CERN is sending its streams of protons off course, and they are affecting her connection. |
2. |
That little red button there REALLY does turn off the machine. |
And the number one reason that Kalandra gets punted is... |
1. |
Her remaining alts are plotting against her because they found out she liquidated the others! |
Many thanks to Kalandra, Arthurfrayne, Hazed, Arthurfrayne, Zardoz, Catspaws and of course Arthurfrayne for their ideas.
I couldn't fit all the great answers into the top 10 this week so here are a few of the others that sounded almost plausible!
Her magnetic personality is messing with her computer system. Zardoz is spending her spam too. Her RLAS had a flair up. An old unpaid bill from GEnie has arisen, they want her back.
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