POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 121828:4187 - Hazed: Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Stardate: 121868:0117 - Dinger: So this horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, so why the long face?"
Stardate: 121868:0279 - Monodefuego: So, like, the horse had woman troubles?
Stardate: 121869:3106 - Andrew: No Monolito, I think the horse had a monkey on his back.
Stardate: 121869:7594 - Gandroid: So these two guys are walking down the street when one of them walks into a bar. The other guy ducks.
Stardate: 121871:7496 - Gandroid: Don't tell any big lies today. (small ones can be just as effective)
Stardate: 121872:3178 - Hazed: Start the day with a smile - and get it over with.
Stardate: 121872:6977 - Zarquad: Smile, and the world will wonder if you just passed gas.
LIMERICK OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 121883:2439 - Zarquad: there once was a man from Nantucket
Stardate: 121883:2479 - Lynnea: He carried his brains in a bucket.
Stardate: 121883:3022 - Jezz: without the brain freeze.. he ate ice pops with ease
Stardate: 121883:3056 - Zarquad: He loved Fed so much
Stardate: 121883:3167 - Lynnea: His mouse he did clutch.
Stardate: 121883:3283 - Zarquad: And into his pocket, Squeeky, he did tuck it.
Stardate: 121883:4564 - Lynnea: And finishing Jezz's part of the rhyme... So out of the freezer he plucked it.
MOODS OF THE WEEK
Singing "How much is that Slithy in the window..." Quizlo has left.
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cloudbase, "I wandered lonely as a cloud"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cloudbase, "hang on, I AM a cloud!!"
SPACESHIP MANOUEVRE OF THE WEEK
Monodefuego's spaceship follows standard Imperial procedure and dumps its bananas before going into hyperspace.
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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