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EARTHDATE: August 3, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 121716:3008 - Arlene: Tis better to have seen Arlene and fainted, than never to have seen at all.
Stardate: 121717:9350 - Zardoz: I think it tis much better to have seen Arlene and farted... preferably in Arlene's general direction.
Stardate: 121718:0593 - Jordis: Better to have seen Arlene in the "After" picture... Well, unless that is the "after" picture in which case we need the "after after" picture... unless that is the "after after" picture in which case I would say whatever beauty product is being sold needs to be pulled off the market.

Stardate: 121745:3562 - Dork: In the words of my Great-Grandfather...Stupidity got us into this mess.. why can't it get us out?

Stardate: 121761:6126 - Catspaws: Ok, 3 warehouse fires on Catseye yesterday, another today. Who is the firebug?
Stardate: 121761:6199 - Meteu: Probably that danged firemonkey
Stardate: 121761:9341 - Monodefuego: Hey, hey, let's not jump to conclusions. The fireworks warehouse, matchstick warehouse, and black powder warehouse were all fine when I left, running, screaming and diving for cover. I can't speak to their state after that.

Stardate: 121763:6586 - Occy: You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."--George Burns

Stardate: 121763:6891 - Occy: To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: 'Leave no stone unturned.'"--Edward Bulwer-Lytton,
Stardate: 121764:7037 - Jordis: Or, as I always say, get stoned 'til you overturn!


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