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EARTHDATE: August 3, 2008

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TOP TEN WAYS TO PUNISH OTHER PLAYERS

by Hazed

So a player does something to annoy you - what can you do to get revenge? Here's the players plans to punish other players (without breaking the rules). Who knew they could be so vindictive?

1. Write scurrilous stories about them for the Fed2 Star.
2. Leave them off Nomad's coffee and breakfast carts.
3. Tell them there are free slithies on the sun.
4. Put hairballs on their spaceship's seat.
5. Withhold chocolate from them.
6. Lock them in the unisex loo on Earth - unless they are neuter, in which case lock them in the men's loo.
7. Drop ice cubes down their shorts.
8. Make them clean the spittoon.
9. Thwack them with a fish.
10. Make them Arlene's Pedicurist.


Thanks to Cloudbase, Gandolf, Nomad, Nosferatu and Zardoz for their suggestions.


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