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EARTHDATE: July 20, 2008

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TOP TEN ALTERNATE FUEL SOURCES

by Hazed

In Fed DataSpace, fuel prices haven't risen... yet. But if they do we may need to look for alternative ways to fuel our ships. Here's the players' suggestions:

1. Make your own fuel source: eat more beans.
2. Bungee power - harness the energy produced by jumping off the office building.
3. Butters' diaper. Eeeewwwww!
4. Psychic power - it won't make your ship fly, but loads of gullible people will believe it did.
5. Hot air from all the guff people talk on the comms.
6. The power of chocolate. It's so good it's got to produce some kind of fuel!
7. Money. If it can make the world go round, it should be able to power your ship.
8. Hamster wheels in the back to run the ship... fit various sizes so you can use all the different animals in Fed!
9. Diesel's Old Peculiar - it would be a great power source, but you'd have people hanging around your landing pad trying to drink from the fuel tanks.
10. Arlene's power to clear a room.


Thanks to Andrew, Meteu, Nomad, Trilleth and Zarquad for their ideas.


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