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JEFFRO'S AMAZING FACTORIES

by Hazed

Jeffro is a very lucky man. His company, Slug Bugs Unlimited, owns two extremely unusual factories. Situated on the planet Augusta, the factories have the usual amount of storage space for goods that come off the production lines - 150 tons - but somehow, the output crammed into that space was deemed to be a lot more than 100% complete. In one case, it was 2945%, and it kept on climbing, increasing to even more ridiculous levels.

Clearly there was some kind of warping of the space-time continuum which was affecting his factories and preventing them from actually producing any goods even though the batches were a lot more than 100% complete! Flushing the factories did no good, and an attempt to sell one of them caused the whole universe to twitch in outrage at the way its laws were being broken.

In the end, Bella had to intervene to remove whatever rift was messing the factories up. Her divine intervention set the completion figures back to less than 100%, so the factories could resume operation. She also left safeguards in place so that the universe would no longer be outraged by the laws of physical space being mangled in this way!

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