The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: May 25, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 121094:3995 - Bubba: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less...

Stardate: 121111:9230 - Gwaptiva: Where does your lap go when you stand up?
Stardate: 121111:9900 - Djentsch: Into your back pocket
Stardate: 121112:0460 - Hazed: I take custody of your lap. You don't look after it properly.

Stardate: 121132:9696 - Occy: Handle every stressful situation like a dog. Piss on it and walk away.--???

Stardate: 121138:0223 - Monodefuego: In accordance with tradition I am asking that there be a suspension of trading on Sanitaria for today. Thank you. Lousy freeloading Traders, costing me a day of profit. Who do they think they... Wait, is that thing still on? WELL TURN IT OF...

Stardate: 121154:8085 - Gandolf: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.


MOODS OF THE WEEK

the Unglorified Courrier Jezz has left.

Muttering under her breath, "Akaturi Smakaturi", Jewells has just arrived.

Singing, "Hauling, Hauling, I hate hauling...." Jade has left

Gopher this.. gopher that.. Jezz has just arrived.

with half a nanopaste sandwich and stomach ache... Jezz has left.

Not in the mood for moods, Shaitan has left

A buzzer sounds... Warning! Warning! Jezz has left.

With a non-descriptive mood so he doesn't get in trouble, Joe has left.

He used his mood and got mentioned in the Star, Gandolf has left.

Here I Am, Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes? Andrew is here. Andrew is carrying a keyring.

Hark! What mood over yonder eclipse doth fade? Gandolf has left.

Don't leave just because Jezz has just arrived.
Don't leave just because Jezz has left.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "I've decided that running a planet in fed is a lot like a Monty Python skit."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Insomnius, "how is that?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, "lol, yeah, do tell"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "<breaks in to song>"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "Oh.. I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "I've got some Lubs and Mechs for my trees."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "I haul in Petros, slip on the Lubs,"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "Won't anyone haul my Woods for me?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Munabilo, "i'm not touching your wood"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "how about my fruit? :)"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dragontracker, "Joe, you out there?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Joe, "i'm out there alright"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Is the truth with you?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "was there ever any doubt of that Joe?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Joe, "no, i'm still trying to find it... must be farther out than i expected"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "go west young man"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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