THE TOP TEN ADVANTAGES TO BEING NEUTER
by Hazed
In my youth as a fledgling demi-goddess, I indulged in gender-swap parties and spent some time as a male, but I never did try the third option: neuter. So I have no knowledge of the advantages, if indeed there are any, of that gender. However, a number of players tried to convince me that the third way was the right way, and here's the advantages they came up with.
| 1. |
You can visit the unisex loo on Earth. |
| 2. |
Pent up energy can be dedicated to galactic conquest. |
| 3. |
There are 23 extra hours a day not spent thinking about things involving gender. |
| 4. |
You are never stuck waiting in line for a bathroom. |
| 5. |
You won't ever have to go through the crushing disappointment that is a failed relationship. |
| 6. |
You have immunity from kicks to certain regions of the body. |
| 7. |
You have easy and high-paying employment opportunities with Sultans as harem guards. |
| 8. |
You're able to focus on the topic of conversation with members of either of the other genders. |
| 9. |
You have the kind of self-appreciation and value that can only come from a-sexual reproduction. |
| 10. |
You don't have to worry about that time of the month. |
Thanks to Monodefuego, who suggested the topic and came up with many of the suggestions, to Squeeky, and to Cragon who also made this comment:
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "If I was a neuter my T shirt would read..."I don't take sides"."
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