TOP TEN FED2 PICK-UP LINES
by Hazed
I have never needed to use any kind of line to get a date. As the demi-goddess they are queuing up around the block to spend time with me. But I understand mere mortals don't have the advantages I do, so I was intrigued when Monodefuego started to suggest pick-up lines. Here's what he came up with.
| 1. |
Hey sweetheart, maybe sometime I could swing by your planet and fill your defs? |
| 2. |
You're so perfect you could have been engineered on my biological asteroid. |
| 3. |
You wanna see the size of my warehouses? They're HUGE. |
| 4. |
Nah nah nah, trust me honey, this will earn you Adventurer credits. |
| 5. |
You still having fun playing with alts, or are you ready to see what it's like to be with a real man? |
| 6. |
All of this trading in Futures... Live in the NOW, sweetie! |
| 7. |
You have beautiful light intake sensors. |
| 8. |
I like my women like I like my hauls: Fast, Cheap, Simple and 75 tons. |
| 9. |
How do you like your protein meal pills in the morning? |
| 10. |
Don't worry, they took Spybeams out. |
Thanks Mono! Now, if anybody wants to try these lines out, I'd love to know how you get on...
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