SHORT BUT SWEETby HazedThis week's Official News is a little shorter than normal, for two reasons. The first is that Alan is not available to provide his usual round-up of tech news. The other reason is that the newsdroids are lying around the Star office listlessly, clutching their tummies and groaning. When I asked them what was the problem, they replied, "Too... much... chocolate." This is a concept I cannot comprehend - how can one have too much of the sensual goodness that comes from chocolate? Surely, it is the food of the demi-goddess. But whatever the reason for their malaise, they are refusing to do any more work today, the useless lumps of metal. Have a happy Easter, folks, and enjoy this issue of the Fed2 Star, even if there isn't as much in it as usual! |