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EARTHDATE: March 16, 2008

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TOP TEN THINGS TO BEWARE ON THE IDES OF MARCH

by Hazed

Yesterday was the Ides of March, a day that we should all beware - but some people in particular need to watch out. Here's the players' suggestion as to just what they need to beware.

1. Having a nephew named Brutus.
2. Receiving a subpoena to a senate hearing.
3. Friends holding letter openers.
4. A Roman holiday.
5. Too many salads on the menu.
6. Shakespeare enthusiasts.
7. Lean and hungry men.
8. Politicians in general.
9. A player named Macduff... no, hold on, that's the wrong play!
10. Flying into the sun - well, you have to beware that on any day.

Thanks to Caesar (who else!), Fancy, Kaldor, Logical, Otter and Zardoz for their suggestions.


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