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EARTHDATE: January 27, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 120102:8513 - Hazed: Sorry about the late start to your Fedding today. A corrupted infrastructure file on one of the planets was stopping the game from firing up after the reset. Alan has fixed it and now we are back!

Stardate: 120103:1444 - Otter: Well if there was corruption on a planet better have the nightwatch haul in Doncorleone or Alcapone and see if they had anything to do with it.

Stardate: 120103:2031 - Monodefuego: Sanitaria is again looking for CEOs who need space for factories. I will set the exchange to be very favorably disposed to whatever you choose to manufacture.

Stardate: 120103:3916 - Catspaws: If you'd stop burning up your CEOs you might be able to keep them, My Monkey. Hint: CEOs are flammable.

Stardate: 120104:6151 - Monodefuego: Sanitaria is again looking for fireproof CEOs who need space for factories. Preferably Firewalls. I will set the exchange on fire to be very favorably disposed to whatever you choose to manufacture for me to burn later.

Stardate: 120126:6413 - Hazed: I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter. - Steven Wright


MOODS OF THE WEEK

In flagrante delicto, Arlene has left.

Parading by Hazed to show her his hilarious mood, Monodefuego has left.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

[Camera] Fancy says, "OK, here comes tonight's Final Fedpardy answer:"
[Camera] Fancy says, "This item is in place to cater for those who have latched onto one of the latest fads in Sol. Suction ensures users will hit it every time."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "I saw the question and I knew right away, I thought trilleth of all people would have known that one"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Who said I wanted to win? :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sephorin, "Because she likes to spit?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "WB, SephSis *applies duct tape judiciously*"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sephorin, "x<===saves the tape for Zardoz"

Federation II will be closing down for a short while in five minutes time.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Attention everyone, the universe will be closing for maintenance. We'd like to thank you for existing, and have a nice eternal oblivion."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "Why am I in riot stage?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djmayhem, "You didn't cancel the Brittney Spears concert on your planet, did you?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "You gotta crawl before you can walk. And eventually fly. And then fly to the sun! And then explode, wake up in the hospital and do it again. It's the circle of life."


DISAPPOINTING GIFT OF THE WEEK

Monodefuego has bought you a box of Ghiridelli chocolates! These must cost a fortune! You breathe in deeply to take in the aroma... Wait a minute! This are Jeeradeli, this is some cheap knock off!
Monodefuego tries to eat a chocolate. It melts in his hand, not in his mouth. He tries again. Same result. He incinerates the box in a pout.


DISGUSTING OFFER OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "x::: passes the dark chocolate covered pretzels:::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "x::sucks off the chocolate and spits out the pretzels::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Pretzel, anyone?"


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