The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: January 20, 2008

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 120036:3340 - Dork: If I could eat two sugars at once, would that make me ambidextrose?

Stardate: 120057:4877 - Gandroid: Satellite Safety Tip #14: If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Dragging his can, Gandroid is here.
You say, "Gandroid, please do not drag your can in here. It scuffs the carpet."
Gandroid says, "oh. apologies."
Carrying his can, Gandroid has left.
Wondering what to do with his hands, Gandroid has just arrived.
You say, "Thank you. But keep your hands to yourself."


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Baerdric, "This automated message has been sent for no apparent reason."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Angus, "started to breath again on Tuesday... will get stitches and splints yanked out tomorrow, if you hear screaming it might be me... :-)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Qrygg, "In space nobody can hear you scream --- so hang out at the link :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Angus, "I'll have to check with my medical insurance, but that might be out of my coverage area"

Federation II will be closing down for a short while in ten minutes time.
Gandroid says, "I hate it when I hear voices in my head"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Hey Hazed, why is it whenever I click on the Friends tab a little dialog box pops up saying, "Why did you click this? Nobody likes you."?"


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