TOP TEN FED COUNTRY AND WESTERN SONGS
by Hazed
C&W superstar Johnny Groats would obviously be Fed's favorite singer, but what songs would he sing? Here's the players' ideas.
1. |
Don't put another slithy in the juke box, I don't wanna hear that song no more. |
2. |
Ruby, don't take your livestock to town. |
3. |
I got it one Mechpart at a time. |
4. |
Mamas, don't let your newbods grow up to be Financiers. |
5. |
Nightwatch dormitory blues. |
6. |
The Venus Shuttle Blues: I hear the shuttle coming, coming round the bend, I hope I can get my AK package and meet it then, Oh I'm stuck in Hobbs Ends, that's where I got to stay... |
7. |
My P R O M O T I O N became final today, me and little J O E, will be going away. |
8. |
The man in nondescript grey coveralls. |
9. |
Ring of Firewalls. |
10. |
A boy named Arlene. |
Thanks to Bourbon, Cragon, Djmayhem, Fancy, Garioso and Otter for their suggestions.
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