The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: December 9, 2007

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 119583:9980 - Jdcollins: FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."

Stardate: 119600:6748 - Nkir: Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Stardate: 119603:6435 - Meteu: Nkir, let me know if the heat gets to be to much
Stardate: 119604:6776 - Nkir: Re me: I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I
think I have ended up where I needed to be. - Douglas Adams

Stardate: 119610:9633 - Squeeky: If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Stardate: 119611:3075 - Zodraz: Because the Federal Government needed employees.

Stardate: 119620:4405 - Looney: An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day."--Irv Kupcinet,

Stardate: 119670:4990 - Hazed: My computer beat me at chess - but it was no match at kick boxing.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "I need my beauty sleep"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "hate to break this to you arlene but youll be sleeping for a while"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Deus, "any one want some Unis, I have 32 bays I need to get rid of"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zodraz, "Hmmmm Deus and Unis... where is Tres?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Otter, "HAZED! you're looking, umm, sounding, err. reading well today"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Myda, "Zappp my favorite bumper sticker reads "Starve a Feeding Bureaucrat""

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "read the back issues of the Star Jess"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "who told you I can read, Dj???"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kalandra, "kind of a foregone conclusion when dealing with a text base game Jess...."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "aww, you are no fun, Kal, pointing out the obvious"


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