TOP TEN REASONS WE COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FOR THE TOP TEN
by Hazed
We are unable to bring you a top ten this week, because nobody could think of a good topic for the top ten. No matter how much I nagged the players, they came up with nothing! When I asked them why they failed, these are the reasons they gave.
| 1. |
We were all asleep. |
| 2. |
We were rushing around making groats. |
| 3. |
We ate too much of Diesel's delicious moose pizza and all the blood has drained from our brains (or equivalent). |
| 4. |
We were so busy designing creative planets we had no creative juices left. |
| 5. |
We hate doing top tens. |
| 6. |
We're on strike in sympathy with the newsdroids, who are protesting about being beaten so much. |
| 7. |
We came up with a top ten on Thursday but the cat ate it! |
| 8. |
Only 9 out of 7 Fedders can count to ten. |
| 9. |
Hazed is so blindingly brilliant we were all too stunned to think of anything else. |
| 10. |
We are all too busy thinking up excuses why we can't think up a top ten this week. |
Thanks to Catspaws, Qrygg, Monkey and Djentsch for their suggestions.
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