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EARTHDATE: September 2, 2007

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TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING TO PROMOTE

by Hazed

I didn't have to do any work with this week's top ten: Catspaws very kindly came up with all these suggestions, and posted them on the board where I could steal them to publish in the Star! So here are her ideas of the things you can do to occupy yourself while waiting for me to restore you.

1. Par-ty!
2. Do the Magellan Quest. You get great hints.
3. Haul just to see if you remember HOW.
4. Park at the link and tell knock-knock jokes.
5. Send in your old stats to feedback@ibgames.com.
6. Tell the staff how much you love them.
7. Change out of those grungy coveralls into something more classy.
8. Keep displaying your planet, even though you can't visit it.
9. Try to withdraw all your old funds from the ATM behind the sun.
10. Remap all the Sol planets.


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