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EARTHDATE: July 15, 2007

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TOP TEN EXCUSES KBLACKDRAGON USED TO LOG ONTO FED AFTER HIS WEDDING

by Hazed

The Galaxy is still reeling at the unexpected sight of Kblackdragon logging into Fed DataSpace right after his real life wedding last weekend, and the conversation on the comms naturally turned to just how he persuaded his new bride to allow him to! We came up with a lot more than ten, so here's the best suggestions.

1. To check his planet's treasury.
2. To see if the space ship was fueled to take them on the honeymoon.
3. To see if he got wedding gifts of slithies.
4. To see if Madadder, Oddball, Cloudbase, and Nutoid were still making their round of filling his defs.
5. To use the ATM behind the sun to get cash for the trip.
6. To make sure his alt factory owner had enough commods in his depots to keep the factories running while he was gone.
7. To issue a massive dividend to prevent a revolt of his alt factory owner's shareholders while he was on his honeymoon.
8. To check Filbert's allshare averages because his retirement is riding on it.
9. To say goodbye to the Fed Wife.
10. To check the events for his planets.
11. To let us all know that he is no longer a free man.
12. Or to let us know he can still sneak away and play Fed.
13. To give it one more shot of trying to beat Zand's ship record.
14. Because Kiros was his best man, and he needed to check up on him.
15. To divorce his Fed wife so there's no conflict with his RL wife.
16. To hide his slithies so they wouldn't be community property.
17. To buy his wife some jewelry from Gallagher's.
18. Because we're family.
19. To see if the betting had started yet as to when he would return to Fed.
20. Because he's addicted like the rest of us.

Thanks to Bountybev, Djentsch, Zardoz and Zand for their suggestions.


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