TOP TEN THINGS TO DO IF YOU WAKE UP AS ARLENE
by Hazed
It's not very likely that you would ever find yourself inhabiting the body of the famous grotesque drama queen, but just in case you get hit by a mysterious ancient Chinese curse, or you make a foolish wish just before going to sleep, then here's the suggestions for what you should do.
| 1. |
Panic. |
| 2. |
Sell back all the shares you have in other companies. |
| 3. |
Give people their shares back for free. |
| 4. |
Pay out a LARGE dividend to everyone. |
| 5. |
Finish your planet and finally promote to Founder. |
| 6. |
Submit a new picture. |
| 7. |
Inform everyone that you're sorry for submitting your former picture. |
| 8. |
Wed Ariadne (this was suggested by Ariadne herself, who is clearly a glutton for punishment). |
| 9. |
Get a haircut. |
| 10. |
Pay royalties to Dame Edna Everage. |
Thanks to Ariadne, Bourbon, Djentsch, Supermayman and Trenchion for their suggestions.
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