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EARTHDATE: April 29, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 1


TOP TEN QUESTIONS THAT RESULTED IN THIS DROPPED MESSAGE

by Hazed

Spud accidentally dropped this message on the comms yesterday:

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spud, "guess they are"

It turned out he was answering a question about factories. How boring! Why are dropped messages never about more scandalous topics? So the Fedders set about coming up with alternative questions that he could have been answering...

1. Are your socks causing people to leave the area?
2. Aren't Hazed's clothes the prettiest you have ever seen?
3. Do you realize your many eyes are off-putting, because they make everyone think you are staring at them?
4. Akaturi jobs are really nice, aren't they?
5. Don't you agree that the best snacks in the world are those involving good quality chocolate?
6. Have you heard that the meals in the sizzling wok are unusual, but nutritional?
7. You know that annoying planet owners by buying inputs and dumping commods where factories produce are bad ideas, right?
8. Do you think that Arlene and Ariadne are a suitable match?
9. You must be aware that stealing Hazed's chocolates, or annoying her, are bad things to do?
10. Do you agree that the Fed funnies in the Star are the best part of it?

Thanks to Cloudbase, Djentsch and Stiddleficks for their suggestions.


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