The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: April 22, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 2


HAREM SCAREM

Despite some confusion about her sex, Sephorin continues to build her harem.

Hamsalad: "Of course, being a pig... its quite natural that my status is single.;)"
Sephorin: "I dunno. I've known quite a few pigs who weren't single..."
Hamsalad: "Hmmmmm..... good point.;)"
Spacey: "arent pigs one of the cleanest animals?"
Sephorin: "Yes! Mud is absolutely clean."
Spacey: "My sister used to have a pet pig....I hated to watch it eat"
Hamsalad: "I dunno... ::::sniff:::sniff::::.... smells clean here."
Sephorin: "That's what I always told my mom after playing outside in the rain for an hour. (I was a dirty girl. ;)"
Hamsalad: "lol"
Silverhawk: "rofl"
Yodabunny: "wait..."
Yodabunny: "YOU'RE A WOMAN!!!!!???"
Sephorin: "Last time I checked..."
Silverhawk: "roflmao"
Yodabunny: "lol, sorry."
Hamsalad: "Ok... I'm not going to ask on what basis you made that determination Yoda.;)"
Sephorin: "This is getting into Fed2 Star material territory (almost up there with my harem)."
Spacey: "hows that going anyway?"
Sephorin: "Good. The men in my harem clean my house and go grocery shopping for me."
Altre: "Sephorin, you must give me some pointers some day."
Hamsalad: "I was thinking you should tell us every detail... I could use the entertainment (I am a pig of course)."
Sephorin: "Well, be sure to read the FEd2 Star tomorrow, Altre. I'm sure you'll see that I'm the one who needs pointers on how to get men. ;) But if you must know, it's all about post-cloital hypnotic suggestions."
Hamsalad: "MMMMuuuussst dddooooo what Sephhhhhh saysssss....."
Sephorin: "Right! Now go clean my house! Vacuum! Sweep! Mop!"


Sephorin is currently accepting applications for membership in her harem. Applicants can be female, male, or neuter. She is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate on the basis of sex.


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