TOP TEN REASONS YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK AND FED
by Hazed
If you don't have your wits about you when you play Fed, who knows what you might accidentally do - so this list of the top ten reasons why you shouldn't drink and Fed (topic suggested by Kblackdragon) serves as a warning!
| 1. |
You might fly into the sun. |
| 2. |
You might try to grope Diesel. Ouch! |
| 3. |
You might be persuaded by a pushy salesdroid to trade your ship in for a more expensive gas-guzzler - when you're only an Adventurer! |
| 4. |
You might unload a whole cargo of NanoFabrics at 10 groats a ton. |
| 5. |
You might play Lucky Louie, picking 0 as your number every time. |
| 6. |
You might hit an asteroid and spill your drink. |
| 7. |
You might buy 42 bays of arts... at the same time. |
| 8. |
You might sell all your factories and accidentally promote. |
| 9. |
You might pick a fight with the demi-goddess Hazed. |
| 10. |
You might think that Arlene is an attractive woman! |
Thanks to Nut, Arlene, Kblackdragon and Kolog for their suggestions.
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