The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: February 25, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 2

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 117171:7629 - Hazed: You cannot prove the nonexistence of God; you just have to take it on faith. - Woody Allen

Stardate: 117172:1838 - Nut: The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. -- Andy Rooney

Stardate: 117180:4294 - Hazed: Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time you've got. - Art Buchwald

Stardate: 117190:0923 - Desaxman: A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." -- Winston Churchill

Stardate: 117199:4104 - Hazed: Love is an irresistible desire to be irrestibly desired. - Robert Frost

Stardate: 117207:7068 - Hazed: Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper? - Jerry Seinfeld

Stardate: 117221:6545 - Djentsch: While children check under their bed for the Boogie Man, the Boogie Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Stardate: 117222:0387 - Zand: Oh? Is Mr Norris molesting Boogie men now?


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Desaxman, "How big a deal is copyright when designing planets?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Desaxman, "Can you do an homage to various movies and books?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Yodabunny, "I think it's ok to refer to them, but not copy them directly"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "have to give them credit too"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bella: if you get ib in trouble then you will be persued by bugs for the rest of your natural life...
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Desaxman, "I'm a programmer. I'm already pursued by bugs."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bella: these will be the dangling pointer of damoclese type

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "i hate my lag... anyone want to adopt it?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Skybol, "Sure..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ariadne, "Sell it on Ebay!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "you know, i wouldn't be surprised if someone did buy it"


DANGER OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lukestarkiller, "so, being new to this game, I didn't realize that flying into the sun would get me killed"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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