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EARTHDATE: February 11, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 2

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 117047:6333 - Buddy: So the groundhog saw his shadow....does that mean six more weeks of searching for the permit office?

Stardate: 117070:7501 - Emie: Computers, like cats, operate cross-dimensionally. The trick is in getting them to do what you want.

Stardate: 117071:4603 - Occy: In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary."--Aaron Rose,
Stardate: 117072:3888 - Archer: Occy, was he in a dark pub and starting his 8th pint when he said that? :)
Stardate: 117073:0847 - Desaxman: Archer, it sounds like beer goggles to me

Stardate: 117078:7087 - Hazed: To create a society based on caste discintions a minimum of two individuals is both necessary and sufficient. - Jack Vance

Stardate: 117079:5262 - Desaxman: Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Stardate: 117080:2931 - Occy: Humankind cannot stand very much reality."--T. S. Eliot,


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cloudbase, "when i start my new alt, i am gonna call him taxman, i will be worth a fortune"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nut, "anybody need monos i got 10 lookin to get rid of"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Or pair them up and you have 5 duos"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "then we would be bipolar"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dragonslayer, "anyone need arts?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Everybody needs art. Man cannot live by bread alone."


MISTAKEN IDENTITY OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ariadne, "I know if your company is frozen your facs don't run...but what about receiving dividends from companies you own? Do you still get those?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I don't know, Arlene... I guess you'd have to experiment and find out."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ariadne, "I am not Arlene. Ew."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Whoops. Sorry. Well, you both begin with an A."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ariadne, "And that's where the similarity ends!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You both end in an E."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "well, without a pic of you, i don't know that :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Your second letter is R, and second to last is N. I think the similarities are stacking up here."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "i hear they have the same hair dresser too"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ariadne, "Yes, I admit it. I'm Arlene's nice twin."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You couldn't be his nasty one!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ariadne, "I know!"


ALTRUISM OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ariadne, "Arlene sold my shares back. Voluntarily. With no asking. ::blinkblink:: Did the world end and I missed it!?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Arlene must be feeling ill. Call an ambulence!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ariadne, "Oh, I see...he ditched my shares for the new Indy. I've been traded in for a younger, dividend-paying model."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Oris, "something is really REALLY wrong..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Well that's a good thing, isn't it?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ariadne, "Hell yeah, I ain't complaining. It's 5:00 a.m. though...so I might be dreaming."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ariadne, "My disaffection dropped way down when
Arlene sold too...even the other shareholders threw a party when Arlene left!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Oris, "Party Time!"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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