| 1. |
Get married. Then divorced. Then married again. Try to break the record for the most married Fedder ever! |
| 2. |
Use the certificates to paper the bulkheads in your spaceship - this will provide extra protection against cosmic rays. |
| 3. |
Give them to the needy - this was suggested by Nut who clearly considers himself to be the neediest of all! |
| 4. |
Tear them up to make a paper trail so you don't get lost when exploring the Martian ruins. You'll just have to hope there are no cleaning droids in there to sweep them up. |
| 5. |
Pad your nano-chameleon suit with screwed up certificates to provide extra padding and insulation when skiing on Titan. |
| 6. |
Pile them in a big heap and set fire to them. Hey, who doesn't love a good bonfire? |
| 7. |
And for the alien beasts themselves... slaughter them and turn them into Slithy Sausages, then set up a new Galaxy-wide food franchise: McSlithies. |
| 8. |
Teach your slithies to do tricks and then join the circus. |
| 9. |
Enter them into Catspaws' breeding programme. |
| 10. |
Release them into the wilderness on Earth and see whether they would win in a fight against the wolves. |
