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EARTHDATE: October 15, 2006

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FEDDERGORIES

October 7
by Jessecka

I was feeling a bit under the weather, so Feddergories was broadcast LIVE from the hospital on Earth. Our theme for the night was Sickness, since that's what I had been thinking all day with my tummy all messed up. We had lots of new faces, and plenty of players for the night, which made the game fun and close. After a quick run down of the rules, we got started.

After digging through the fridge, looking for what might have made me sick the night before, we found some mayo, marschino cherries, mustard, macaroni salad and milk balls. It must have been a little of all of it, but thankfully Dannae had some maloxx. After a few G-Rated four letter words, I got to thinking about all those long space rides that make me shipsick, and we talked about some of the planets and systems in DataSpace. Soon I had to clean myself up from a late night of sickness cause I smelled BAD. Everyone else seemed to have some nasty smelling things laying around as well. Dannae had a few rotten fish heads... not sure why a new vampire needs those... Pillowhands had some rectums, don't ask me who else's besides his own. Liakell was knee deep in rotten bananas and Victoria was eating some yummy rutabeggers. Nolepaul has a ripe rotten roach problem, while Xeon seems to have rats. Occy was full of round house chili, so I'm guess HE was the one with the smell issue! After all that smelly bad stuff, we cleaned up the bedding, the boothes, some boats, some french rear end cleaning device, the backyard, and Liakell's breath... I think she had the chili as well! Scores at the end of round five were Nolepaul 1 point, Liakell, Occy and Xeon with 4 points, and Pillowhands, Victoria, and Dannae had 6 points.

xt Dannae bedding, Xeon booth, Liakell breath, Pillowhands bedae, Occy boats, Victoria backyard
xt I'm not quite sure what that is, Pillow, care to explain?
Your comm unit relays a message from Pillowhands, "its a bathroom device that washes your backside"
Your comm unit relays a message from Liakell, "he's talking the french type of toilet"
Your comm unit relays a message from Dannae, "I think he means a bidet"
Your comm unit relays a message from Pillowhands, "it shoots out water and cleans you up nicely"
Your comm unit relays a message from Dannae, "and makes a good place to wash your feet if you need to :D"
Your comm unit relays a message from Occy, "it does ssound out that way too i think i spelled it that at least once"
Your comm unit relays a message from Liakell, "i think pillowhands is fixated on rearends"

The second half of the game got sassy after that. We had a few more fed categories, then we matched a few Giligan's on Game show characters. We also watched some cartoons, and matched some Tom and Jerry's - I'm sure that's Catspaws and Squeeky's favorite show! We dug through my purse and found the oddest things... Liakell found the purse Liner, Dannae a Lithium battery flashlight (again, I thought vamps didn't like light?). Xeon dug out my lipstick, and probably tried it on. Victoria found my lucky Lincoln penny, while Nolepaul was licking on my lipbalm. Pillowhands found some laundry in there, for which I was thankful - I had been looking for that forever! Occy claims he saw a leather strap, but I deny... deny... deny. The scores before the Bonus round were Nolepaul 3, Xeon, Occy, Liakell 8, Pillowhands 10, Victoria 12, and Dannae 13.

The Bonus round was a good one, with me getting the players to send me as many excuses for staying out of work that they could think of. And let me tell you, you guys can come up with some crazy excuses!

Xeon, sick, dentist, overslept, parents sick, aunt sick, uncle sick, brother sick (Well, if Xeon is feeling sick, I'd hate to know what Dannae is feeling....)
Dannae, intimate time with significant other, bored of boss, sex with coworker night before
Victoria, relative dying, car wont start, dog died, hurricane, broken bone
Nolepaul, Busted Pipes in the wall, sprained ankle, bad breath (He must have had some of Occy's chili..)
Occy, I needed to go fishing, my dog had puppies, my cat had a horse, it was raining the would car only go backwards (I think Occy's CAT needs to call in sick!)
Pillowhands, dog bite, cat scratch, nose bleed, plane crash, tornado, papercut, job apathy
Liakell, funeral, abducted by ufos, school project, stomach flu, land mine, wreck

In the end, the scores were so close. Nolepaul, after coming into the game late, still scored a total of 6 points. In fifth place, with 13 points, we had Occy. Right ahead of him in fourth place, with 14 points, was Liakell. Third place was taken by Xeon with 15 points. Coming in second place with 16 points was Dannae, who lead going into the Bonus round. That left us with a tie for first place, with 17 points each. Our slithy tove winners for the night were Pillowhands and Victoria!! Thanks to everyone who came out to play, and thanks to everyone that stayed to watch. Join me each Saturday night at 10.00pm eastern for everyone's favorite Fed2 event, Feddergories!


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