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EARTHDATE: September 10, 2006

Fed Funnies

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 115737:4284 - Hazed: Dreams are like emails from your subconcious.
Stardate: 115737:5626 - Paul: and nightmares are spam from your subconcious

Stardate: 115747:6428 - Gandroid: I will never injure my photo-optical sensor array by looking on the bright side of things.

Stardate: 115748:5595 - Occy: Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. --Elbert Hubbard


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Finny, "Hazed didnt you play when fed was free on aol too?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Finny, "a couple million years ago?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Hazed played when Fed was on Colossus"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I have been here throughout all the ages of Fed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "It was I who played stone-age Fed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Abacus-Fed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Finny, "heh"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I played Fed when you used two cans and a piece of string to communicate"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Finny, "rofl"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fastjack, "yep. I remember Hazed from when I played on Delphi about 10 years ago"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I played over the telegraph wires"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "Morse code?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "That's right. Morse Fed was a very different game."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I even played the short-lived semaphore version of Fed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "x:: _. _. ."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "but her arms got tired on Sumatra"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fastjack, "how about the smoke single version?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "semaphore is close"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Smoke signal Fed wasn't a success: weather conditions in England were a problem. The rain kept putting the fire out."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fastjack, "lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "So they played Stagecoach Fed instead"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "now the kids can play on the wireless notepad"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "pony express fed"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Finny, "it never fails when fed adds more jobs just as im making a delivery they never add jobs at the planet im on"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "That's because the chief job scheduler at Armstrong Cuthbert is called Murphy"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "is a marsrat anything like a warfrat?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Is a war frat when two fraternities have a fight?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwarrior, "warfrat? is that a fraternity that worships Mars?"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Gwarrior, "oh.. so close"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Hehehe - you win GW, your pun is better than mine"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Alert the media!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Oh - wait - I am the media"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "all of them?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I refuse to say I am a medium. I consider myself to be both rare and well done."


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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