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EARTHDATE: September 3, 2006

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 115679:4767 - Occy: You do not lead by hitting people over the head -- that's assault, not leadership. --Dwight D. Eisenhower,

Stardate: 115687:4555 - Occy: You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life. ---Emo Philips


MOOD OF THE WEEK

Wearing nothing but a smile, Genike has just arrived.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Rag, "whohoo no more loan! wish that could be the case in the real world as well :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "congrats Rag :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Rag, "thanks"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yeah, if only real life debts were as easy to clear"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "amen to that....lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Rag, "hauling cargo in space is sadly not an option for me.. :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "I bet if you tell the bank you are going to apply the money to the purchase of a space ship, you will not have a loan to worry about any more"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Anthony, "continued perserverance and reality"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yeah, if you put "space trucker" in the "occupation" box on the application form they wouldn't be happy"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Rag, "haha"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "imagine asking them for the cashier's check made payable in groats"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "And if only I had real demi-divine powers"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Rag, "then we have this insurance thing as well.. puts a new meaning to life insurance"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "what's sort of funny, is space trucker just may be an occupation in a couple of decades"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Mmm yes, wouldn't that be handy in real life"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Anthony, "more like teleportation scheduler"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Anthony, "so now is Pluto a planitoid or a subplanet?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwarrior, "its a dwarf planet"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "It's a dwarf planet"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "this week anyways"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Or a massively-challenged planet"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "LOL"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "these last 4 comms should be in the Star next week"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "make that last 5"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Just as well I am paying attention, then"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Hey, they can't be... I haven't chimed in yet with something witty and to the point"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fitzer, "got me my new boots :-) gonna need em for the 499 ak jobs i have remaining :-S"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Take it slowly at first or you'll get blisters"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fitzer, "given that i can only play maybe a few hours a day... its gonna be a while ;-)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "well, it's not a race. It's a journey"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "That's very profound. We should have it printed on bumper stickers for our ships."


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