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The
weekly newsletter for the Fed II game by ibgames EARTHDATE: May 28, 2006 FED
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 POSTS OF THE WEEK Stardate: 114822:8944 - Freya: For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. Stardate: 114830:3994 - Hazed: If a man is all alone in the garden and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? Stardate: 114830:4473 - Kalandra: If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Stardate: 114838:9637 - Freya: If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments. Stardate: 114841:6661 - Occy: Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" until you find a suitable rock. " Stardate: 114856:5689 - Hazed: Which is the scariest animal? A bear, a lion and a chicken were talking about who is hardest. The bear says, "When I growl, the whole forest trembles." The lion says, "When I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear." The chicken says, "That's nothing - all I have to do is cough and the whole world runs for the hills." Stardate: 114861:1329 - Gandroid: How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows. Stardate: 114861:5217 - Asterix: I guess it would either be under D for Dalai, or L for Lama. - Overheard at the bookstore
Your comm unit crackles
with a message from Furgas, "hazed is the
greatest" Your comm unit crackles with a message from Funster, "argggggg. it's set factory, not sell factory....grumbles"
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