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EARTHDATE: April 30, 2006

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 114466:5021 - Bourbon: No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." - Aesop

Stardate: 114468:7887 - Lynnea: Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner. So, if you haven't learned to vote yet, you may want to go to www.ibgames.com/vote and figure it out, or you could end up on the menu!

Stardate: 114469:9020 - Gandroid: Every adult needs a child to teach, for it is the only way the adults can learn.

Stardate: 114476:3147 - Hazed: The main reason to hold children's parties is to remind yourself that some children are even worse than your own.

Stardate: 114484:4108 - Djentsch: Natural ability without education has more often attained glory and virtue than education without natural ability. - Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC)

Stardate: 114537:5932 - Djentsch: We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. - Kurt Vonnegut (1922- )

Stardate: 114546:5318 - Lynnea: If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!

Stardate: 114601:8803 - Kalandra: If you want proof that God has a sense of humor, just go to Wal-Mart and look at people.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "still my favourite fed command "c price anti doris""

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dreed, "any new planets in today?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yes - Robius's"
Spynet Review:
Robius has been acclaimed as Founder of Rome!
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Which I gather he did not build in a day"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "careful where you fly... all spacelanes end up there"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "And when on the planet, you must do what the natives do"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "but could use a holiday there"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "And when you leave, you must say Arriverderci"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "and no dancing in fountains with hardly any clothes on"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Sorry Miss, the Stevedores ate my homework"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ruylupez, "it's amazing how many weapons dealers stay in business when nobody can buy weapons around here"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I guess they sell to criminals"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Turrian, "looks around and checks the bulge under his jacket."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "o::whistles innocently::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ruylupez, "Oh, I thought maybe they sold to the government"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "There's a difference?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ruylupez, "Good point"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to
fi@ibgames.com.


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