POSTS OF THE WEEKStardate: 114165:2865 - Lynnea:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools
are so ingenious.
Stardate: 114169:6860 -
Art: Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Stardate: 114170:0625 - Buddy: Poor Smokey the Bear...out
of work...replaced by stripping miners....
Stardate: 114178:0291 -
Art: No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However a large number of electrons were terribly
inconvenienced.
Stardate: 114197:0005 -
Madonna: BOYS vs GIRLS - Girls turn into women. Boys turn
into bigger boys.
Stardate: 114197:0225 -
Leostada: Rules To Live By .... Follow your dream! Unless
it's the one where you're at work, in your underwear,
during a fire drill.
Stardate: 114202:6215 -
Leostada: Rules To Live By .... Always take time to stop
and smell the roses and sooner or later, you'll inhale a
bee.
Stardate: 114204:5720 -
Fancy: Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday,
40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.
Stardate: 114204:8515 - Paul: Sounds like a good
distribution of effort to me, I work weekends
MOODS
OF THE WEEK
With a fake mustache
and hair like a scarecrow Lynnea has left.
475 AK, twitching
uncontrollably Gillian has left.
Thinking finding a
Future is like the song "I've been everywhere man,
I've been everywhere"... Outlander is here.
Live fast, Party
faster.. Ryuken has left.
Snoozing fitfully with
a battered Tesla checker in hand, Kalandra has just
arrived.
I'm not friendly
despite what my snogging you indicates, Robius has just
arrived.
Robius has given you a friendly snog.
QUOTES
OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles
with a message from Jessecka, "welcome to Fed2
Toxez"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka,
"to talk to us Toxez, you can use the COM command,
example COM Hello"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Toxez,
"hello"
Your comm unit crackles
with a message from Jessecka, "Hi :) If you need any
help getting started, just let us know :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Toxez,
"oh right ok, heh didnt know you were real players
:p"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka,
"well, I have been acussed of being an auto-response
system a few times ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid,
"If you need help getting a permit, press 1... if
you're looking for Doris, press 2... if you can't find
Hobbs End, press 3..."
Your comm unit crackles
with a message from Nancy, "Thats it!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar,
"whats it???"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nancy,
"Im suing the Galactic Administration for
harassment"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid,
"Now you know why there are no lawyers in Fed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed,
"Why?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nancy,
"Thats 5 stops for 5 flights"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nancy,
"stashes her space dust in the glove box:::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed,
"You must be on the watch list. They think you are a
terrorist."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nancy,
"ugh, this is getting out of hand"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid,
"Terrorist or tourist? The way some people pronounce
it, I can't tell the difference."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka,
"that, or the cute cutter driver has a crush on you
;)"
Your comm unit crackles
with a message from Torien, "greetings everyone,
specially my fellow traders..any one have a TOD?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ras,
"Don't quit your day job."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas,
"dont moon a werewolf"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka,
"don't play leap frog with a unicorn"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea,
"Don't drink wobbly water"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Torien,
"yeah, yeah...all great tips..but was hoping for
something a bit more topical..but thanks!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Art,
"Don't brush your teeth with a brick."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Robius,
"he's looking for something more topical? sounds
like a rash problem."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Torien,
"hey now! lets not let those kind of personal
problems be aired out like that..sheesh..you tell one
person in a bar..and then poof..the whole universe
knows.."
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post,
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