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EARTHDATE: February 26, 2006

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 114027:2140 - Hazed: Women are not that hard to understand. They just want to hear those three little words: I was wrong.

Stardate: 114033:5787 - Hitman: The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." - Ronald Reagan

Stardate: 114035:8973 - Art: I threw caution to the wind. The wind threw it back.

Stardate: 114044:1014 - Gwaptiva: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting any in a fruit salad.
Stardate: 114045:5339 - Lynnea: Quickly looks side to side before removing the tomatoes from her fruit salad::

Stardate: 114045:4779 - Hazed: Reality is something you rise above - Liza Minnelli
Stardate: 114046:4641 - Spock: Reality was something we were never really good at - Milli Vanilli

Stardate: 114047:2863 - Art: If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

Stardate: 114050:1832 - Madonna: I'm too sexy for your planet... too sexy for your planet... so exile me darnit

Stardate: 114054:0094 - Gwaptiva: Went to a restaurant that advertised 'Breakfast at Any Time'. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

Stardate: 114070:0794 - Kimberly: I just got a new ship for my boyfriend today. Best trade I ever made.

Stardate: 114070:2478 - Gwaptiva: I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Stardate: 114075:1332 - Art: If I am, do I think?
Stardate: 114075:7643 - Asterix: Not necessarily Art, but you can say that if you don't think, you are not
Stardate: 114077:2914 - Gwaptiva: Do you think so?

Stardate: 114079:6271 - Jessecka: If we are what we eat, does this mean I'm fast, easy and cheap?!?

Stardate: 114082:4796 - Freya: The road to success is always under construction


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Searching for lubs in all the wrong places Zadymka has just arrived.

Sleepwalking while haulin, Kalandra has left.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zandar, "the beer is on me"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Boone, "then get a towel and clean it up boy"


ACTS OF THE WEEK

Outlander says, "well gotta go make some groats"
Outlander looks for his official Akaturi courier hat and bicycle
Outlander adjusts his cap, hops on his bicycle and is last seen singing 500 AK jobs on the wall, 500 AK jobs, take one down and travel around, 499 AK jobs on the wall


CLOTHES OF THE WEEK

> ex hootoo
What you weren't expecting was one of the most adorable creatures ever: but that's exactly what you found when you glanced Hootoo's way.


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to
fi@ibgames.com.


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