Fed II Star - February 19, 2006

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 114001:1201 - Freya: In the beginning the world was without form, and void. And God said 'Let there be light'. And God separated the light from the dark. And did two loads of laundry.

Stardate: 114004:5901 - Gwaptiva: User has insufficient intelligence to complete this operation. Please insert new user.

Stardate: 114013:2627 - Freya: Let's have some new cliches.

Stardate: 114014:2935 - Asterix: People believe what you say, except when you're telling the truth." - Mark Twain

Stardate: 114015:2239 - Gandolf: So this mushroom walks into Diesel's and orders a drink. Diesel tells him she don't serve mushrooms. He asks 'Why not? I'm a fungi!' (fun guy)

Stardate: 114016:4587 - Gwaptiva: Insert witty yet thought-provoking aphorism here

Stardate: 114018:1514 - Jessecka: If you can't laugh at yourself.....I'll be glad to do it for you.

Stardate: 114018:2241 - Hitman: The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Stardate: 114018:6341 - Nancy: interesting how the enemy is a "He" ;)

Stardate: 114019:4391 - Hazed: I'm suing a cigarette company because on the package they promised to kill me, and yet here I am - Kurt Vonnegut

Stardate: 114019:9263 - Freya: Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
Stardate: 114020:3957 - Gwaptiva: Why is it always my luggage that ends up in the Bahamas but never me?

Stardate: 114023:1683 - Gandolf: So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

Stardate: 114023:2778 - Cen: The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense

MOODS OF THE WEEK

Not going bird hunting with the Vice President Occy has just arrived.

A workthing wearing an Akaturi uniform and a nametag that says Bob has left.

A mist that appears to be Alchemist has left.

Haunting your waking moments, a large patch of Darkness has left.

No, love isn't in the air, I smell like this all the time. Robius has just arrived.

Pondering the meaning of life and if Icey really tastes as bad as he types, Rowan had just arrived.

Wearing a diaper, while fleeing the hyper, Cupid has just arrived.

Haulin, Haulin, Hauling, Keep those cargos moving, Rawhide! Mianfios has left.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Top o' the mornin' to you, Hazed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Why is it always Top of the morning. Why not Bottom, or Middle, or Sides?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "I don't know. I'm not Irish :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "and I would hesitate to use the word "bottom" in your exalted presence"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Underneath, then"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Underneath o' the moring to you, oh Hazed!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Actually, I want the whole morning. I'm greedy."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "well, you'd have to hurry, only 45 mins left"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "In fact, why settle for the morning. Gimme the whole 24 hours."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "chuckles::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "All sides (including as-yet undiscovered ones) of the day and night to you, oh Hazed!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Thank you!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "finally we got there...."

ACTS OF THE WEEK

Rowan strips Icey down and covers him with super glue.
Rowan sprinkles feathers all over him.
Rowan puts a red rubber thing on his head to make him look like a chicken.
Rowan places a sign around his neck that says "Will do the chicken dance for slithys!!"

Nolepaul attempts a backwards flip, but fails miserably as he clobbers his head on the table behind him, making a huge clonking sound.

If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.