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EARTHDATE: February 5, 2006

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AN INSIDE GOSSIP COLUMN: DATASPACE CONFUSED BY PREGNANCY

by The Lucky 7 Press Corps

Friends and family of Arlene were scratching their heads (or equivalent) this past week as he announced his first pregnancy. Known universally for his bad taste, signature bright banana-coloured wig, and as a lover of all things pickled, Arlene was dressed in a beige maternity frock with a Virgin Mary-shaped moonshine stain over his protruded belly at the press conference in the Lucky 7 Saloon.

Too drunk to make a proper announcement, Arlene staggered behind the makeshift podium of droid parts mumbling about immaculate conception between swigs of an as-yet undetermined beverage. After being allowed to measure the size of Arlene's belly, our junior newsdroid determined that he was 6 months pregnant but could offer no reasonable explanation as to why the pregnancy hadn't been announced sooner or how it was even possible that Arlene was pregnant.

More on this story as it develops...


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